Detailed below is a history of the Ryder Tours
2024 - Nairn
Castle Stuart, Nairn
Course Ratings 5 stars, 5 stars,
Accommodation Good : we all had our own room
Bad: 2 houses needed
Patter: Self cleaning bum holes
Additional: Wind was low and only wet one day
2023 - Spain
San Roque, Rio Real, Los Naranjos
Course Ratings 5 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars,
Accommodation Good : we had a pool
Bad: the big hill
Patter: Putting a wig on it
Additional: Weather was very good
2022 - Aberdeen
Edzell, Murcar, Cruden Bay, Forfar
Course Ratings 4 stars, 5 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars,
Accommodation Good : number of rooms/ensuite
Bad: Location
Patter: The fatties can't play in the afternoon
Additional: Weather was very good, missed the Talc
2021 - Southport
Hesketh, Formby, West Lancs, Formby Ladies
Course Ratings 5 stars, 4 stars, 5 stars,
Accommodation Good : Location, number of rooms
Bad: Shit Curtains
Patter: The fatties have found their home!
Additional: Nice drive up the road on the Sunday with no golf
2020 - Covid
2019 - St. Andrews
Eden, New, Jubilee, Dukes, Castle
Course Ratings 5 stars, 4 stars, 5 stars,
Accommodation Good : Location, number of rooms
Bad: Shit Curtains
Patter: Big Willies
Additional: Weather was pretty good apart from Saturday
2018 - Nairn
Castle Stuart, Nairn Dunbar, Nairn,
Course Ratings 5 stars, 4 stars, 5 stars,
Accommodation Nice house, location not great for night out
Bad: Not alot
Patter: A Fatty pumping!
Additional: Weather was superb
2017 - Portrush
Portrush Valley, Castlerock, Port Stewart, Ballycastle
Course Ratings 4 starts, 4 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars,
Accommodation Small town and weird house of many parts
Bad: Smell of Vomit in the morning
Patter: The Paterson Boys best ever night out!
2016 - North Berwick
Luffness New, North Berwick, The Glen,
Course Ratings 5 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars,
Accommodation Excellent location, loverly house
Bad: Car Parking, Poor fridge
Patter: Birth of Professor Tutt, Space Ghetto and Joey Barton
2015 - St. Andrews
Eden, New Course, Jubilee, Castle Course,
Course Ratings 4 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars, 5 stars,
Accommodation Good: Location, Beer Fridges,
Bad: Stairs
Patter: Secret Pub rendeavous, moonwalks and the Skinny team becoming the VOM boys
2014 - St. Andrews
Eden, New Course, Jubilee, Castle Course,
Course Ratings 4 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars, 5 stars,
Accommodation Good: Location, Beer Fridges,
Bad: Stairs
Patter: Noisy Americans and Pre-tour bedroom chat
2013 - St. Andrews
Eden, New Course, Jubilee, Castle Course, Lundin Links
Course Ratings 4 stars, 5 stars, 4 stars, 4 stars, 4 stars
Accommodation Good: Location, Beer Fridges,
Bad: Stairs
Patter: Weekend at Bernies, GRRR
2012 - Dornoch
Fortrose & Resemarkie, Dornoch, Brora, Tain
Course Ratings 4 stars, 5 stars, 3 stars, 3 stars
Accommodation Good: Location, Facilites, Quiz
Bad: Smell
Team Captains Matthew Pinsent and Declan Donnelly
Patter: Pete Nutella
2011 - Nairn
Boat of Garten, Nairn, Castle Stuart
Course Ratings 4 stars, 5 stars, 5 stars
Accomodation: Good: Reasonable food, Good bar with decent atmosphere.
Bad: Paying for Breakfast.
Team Captains Barry Ferguson and Antony McParlin
Patter Thin, Fat, Pocket !!
2010 - Machrihanish
Machrihanish, Machrihanish Dunes
Course Ratings 5 stars, 4 stars
Accomodation Good: Food was great, Cool cans of beer, party opportunities
Bad: Breakfast was poor. Grumpy pro at mach day 1
Team Captians The Hoff and Rolly
Patter Premiership clause for Charlie Adam
2009 - Aberdeen.
Cruden Bay, Newport and Panmure,
Hotel Comments: Good: Pool table, Quiz Machine, Honesty Bar
Bad : Food was iffy, locals Scary, creaky floorboards
Team Captains Gary Linekar and Dwayne Dibley
Patter: Dwarf Porn
2008 - Berwick Upon Tweed -
Eyemouth, Goswick, Dunbar
Course Ratings: 3 stars, 5 stars, 3 stars (weather dictated)
Hotel Comments: Good: Food, Gin, Comfort
Bad: Lack of atmosphere, Price of Drink
Team Captains Matthew Pinsent and Declan Donnelly
Patter: Swedish People
2007 - Gullane
North Berwick, Kilspindie, Gullane 2
Course Ratings: 5 stars, 3 stars, 4 stars
Hotel Comments: Good: Handy, Other Bar in easy walking
Bad: Miserable Bar Man.
Team Captains: Barry Ferguson and Anthony McParlin
Patter: Kris Boyd
2006 - Alyth
Alyth, Glen Isla, Murrayshall
Course Ratings: 3 stars, 4 stars, 1 star
Hotel Comments Good: Good Food, reasonable atmosphere, nice owner
Bad: Tiny Rooms, Swavs snoring
Team Captains Grange Hill's Roland and The Hoff
Patter: Beige
2005 - Alyth
Alyth, Glen Isla, Scotscraig
Course Ratings: 3 stars, 4 stars, 3 stars
Hotel Comments Good: Good Food, reasonable atmosphere, nice owner
Bad: Tiny Rooms, Swavs snoring
Team Captains Dwayne Dibley and Gary Linekar
Patter: Helicopter Sunday, the GlenIsla Bouncy
2004 - Kinross
Red course, Blue Course, Red Course
Course Ratings: 2 star, 1 star, 2 star
Hotel Comments Good: Ryder Cup on the box, chenin blanc, decent rooms
Bad: golf course was rubbish
Team Captains Matthew Pinsent and Declan Donnelly
Patter: golf vocabulary lessons from Declan Donnelly
