SHANDY DRINKING SOUTHERNERS
The Southern Lads are the lightweights.
The share a common theme in grooming products including hair dye, arse cream, heavily gelled hair and mint shower gel.
It is understood that they have already been in email discussions.
1. Current Handicap
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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9
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14
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5
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16
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2. Member of Which Course
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Windyhill
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None
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3. Describe Your Golf Game in Five Words
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Long, short, fat, thin, hole
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Adventurous, Wild, Random, Hook, Block
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Fairway Slightly Clean Two Putts
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Do as i say not as i do (i know thats more than five
words....)
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4. Strongest Part of Your Game
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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driving
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Chipping
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Driving
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Mental attitude
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5. Weakest Part of your game
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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pitching
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Go on have a guess!!
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Chipping
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Chipping
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6. Most Embarrassing Moment Ever On a Golf
Course
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Fresh air shot on 17 at Tain or watching Malc cry when
told by my Dad he had to play over the tractors, or knowing a guy that lost
to a girl
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Just getting past the Ladies tee on 1st at Westerwood
during a corporate day with a fairly large crowd watching
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Throwing Up in Tain Golf Club car park
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Seeing Job challenging Mucky Arse to a fight on the 11th
green at Windyhill
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7.
Funniest Moment Ever On A Golf Course
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Dud's freshy at Glen Isla.
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Skin hitting clubhouse then just missing someone on the
putting green at Windyhill whilst playing the 18th or Dr visiting Job at Tain
or Dwarf Porn chat at
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Seeing Job attempt to pull a trolley through thick rough
and trees
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Beating Malc and David Johnson
on the 11th
Dick the first 2 time we played
at
Dick on the 18th at Lossiemouth
– more of an adrenalin rush knowing he might have put his ball through a pub
window and then seeing pick out another ball and do it again!
David Mann’s golf clubs – Rock
driver and tinfoil putter
Malc hitting Job in the back and
taking him down with a spear throw,from about 30 yards, with his driver on
16th
Gordon Hamilton letting go of
his driver and seeing it fly
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8. Best Course Ever Played
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Carnoustie
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Machrie
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9.
Favourite Poor Man's Ryder Tour
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Macrihanish
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Nairn
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Machrianish
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Machrihanish or Dornoch
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10.
Favourite Poor Man's Ryder Dinner
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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bar at Macrihanish
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None spring to mind, possibly Goswick with the Sancerre
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Cherry and Sunblush Tomatos with mozzarella and basil
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Fajitas
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11. Who are you looking forward to playing
with in the next event? -
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Barry, pure adrenaline rush.
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All my new team mates, however I'm not sure I'll make anyones
list in this category
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The New Baz after his winter golf lessons
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Anyone in my new team of slender chaps
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12. What strengths do your new team offer? -
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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youth, tutting, talent, ball striking, coaching
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Lucky, Enthusiasm, Morale boosting (except Hammy)
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Excellent bunker and putting skills from my other team
mates
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Ability to put off opponents with some mind games
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13.
Greatest Achievement in Golf
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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77, 72 in club
championship qualifying
and then getting
through to last 8.
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4 Holes in One
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Reaching Semi Final of 2012 Club Championship
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Completing the 2nd round at Mac Dunes with no skin or
flesh on my feet or ankles!
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14. Which female do you have a crush on that
is perhaps not a common choice with others? -
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Myleene Klass
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Jane from Eastenders
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The lady next door's mum ! way)
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Alex Jones – One Show
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15. What is your dream golf course/destination
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Declan Donnelly
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Gary Linekar
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Barry Ferguson
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Pete Nutella
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Old Head /
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Machrie
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