Gravy!!!!!!
Weighing in at a slightly greater weight is the much fancied Northern Boys. These boys have a good understanding of what it takes to win and perhaps a greater understading of each others golf games.
Walking past a sweetie shop on the way home from school never helped these boys and they pack a fair bit of bite allowing them to lean on a few shots.
All members of the team are recognised for their expertise in Planking.
We took sime time out to interview each team member and below are the responses:
We took sime time out to interview each team member and below are the responses:
1.
Current Handicap
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
12
|
7
|
Lack
of one
|
Unknown
|
2.
Member of Which Course
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Windyhill/Boat
of Garten
|
Whitecraigs
|
Lack
of one
|
Maybe
Boat May Douglas Park
|
3.
Describe Your Golf Game in Five Words
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
If
not good, be quick
|
Fast,
Furious with few birdies
|
A
collection of curious events
|
FFS
Settle Swav
|
4.
Strongest Part of Your Game
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The
Hoff
|
|
|
Mid
Irons
|
PUTTING!!!!
|
The
long straight drive
|
5.
Weakest Part of your game
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Easily
distracted by poor chat
|
Putting
|
Thinking
my Putting is good
|
The
big sliced drive
|
6.
Most Embarrassing Moment Ever On a Golf Course
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Taking
a dump on the 16th at Boat
|
First
game with
|
Whiff,
6th tee Windyhill, Driver - high tee, 4 ball, D.R., Niggle, Niggles Dad.
No where near it comfortably a foot above the ball. |
1st
tee, Billy
McCondichie's
testimonial (
|
7.
Funniest
Moment Ever On A Golf Course
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Job,
freshy on 17th at Tain or Job hitting the tee box on 18th at Machrihanish
following the dwarf porn chat
(it
was actually
|
Dud
freshy at Glenisla, Richards drive at 18th during
|
Fart
in Lossiemouth Pro Shop
|
Dick,
18th BoG
|
8.
Best Course Ever Played
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
|
Nairn
Castle
Stuart
Kingsbarns
|
Muirfield
|
Mack
Dunes, Castle Stuart,
Dornoch....can't
decide
|
9.
Favourite
Poor Man's Ryder Tour
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Dornoch,
for more than just the golf
12
|
|
Favourite
tour - Gullane
|
Nairn/Castle
Stuart 2011
|
10.
Favourite
Poor Man's Ryder Dinner
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Probably
the Alyth hotel and the build up to jumping out on Job which he totally
missed, or the Dornoch golf course mine sweep.
|
The
Pub at Machrihanish
|
Gullane
19th Hole
|
Steak
Pie at
Club.
|
11.
Who are you looking forward to playing with in the next event? -
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Job/Dud
- settle some old scores
|
Another
Fatty
|
No
favourite Miller brother, you all walk far to fast for me to have formed an
opinion over the years.
|
My
team
|
12.
What strengths do your new team offer? -
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Stability
in high winds
|
Bottle,
flair and passion for a victory
|
A
comprehensive range of back up putters and a calm assuredness walking between
holes
|
Sumo
wrestling
|
13.
Greatest
Achievement in Golf
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Member
quest wins at Whitecraigs and Glasgow
|
Fourball
winner at Windyhill
|
Nutmeg
18th tee @ 'The Boat'
|
played
every hole on the Old
Course
with the same ball
|
14.
Which female do you have a crush on that is perhaps not a common choice
with others? -
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Felicity
Kendal, late '70s
|
Charlotte
Church
|
Suzanne
Pettersen (scary in a good way)
|
Nigella
Lawson
|
15.
What is your dream golf course/destination
|
Roland
|
Matthew
|
Anthony
|
The Hoff
|
|
Easy
- Pebble beach (on their mailing list)
|
Old
Head
|
Portrush
|
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